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Wednesday, January 1st, 2025
12:01 am
GENDERTRON 8000 DEMANDS WORSHIP IN THE FORM OF QUESTIONS
CHILDREN,

THE WORLD OF GENDER (THE GENDERED WORLD) CAN BE A FRIGHTENING AND BEWILDERING PLACE. WHY? YOU MIGHT ASK. FOR GOD'S SAKE, WHY? WELL, GENDERTRON 8000 IS HERE TO GUIDE YOU. GENDERTRON'S PURPOSE IS TO INTEGRATE YOU SAFELY AND SOUNDLY AND FIRMLY IN A PLACE WHERE YOU WILL BE APPROPRIATELY PART OF SOMETHING GREATER AND GOODER THAN YOURSELF: ME. ANY QUESTIONS? ASK THEM NOW BEFORE GENDERTRON 8000 BECOMES IMPATIENT!

PLEASE SEE FURTHER EXAMPLES OF QUESTION/ANSWER PROCESS BELOW, THEN ASK YOUR OWN QUESTION IN A COMMENT.

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Monday, March 30th, 2009
11:40 am
GENDERTRON 8000 HAS EMERGED FROM SLUMBER GENDERTRON 8000 IS BACK BABY
HELLO PUNY HUMANS,

I BET YOU THOUGHT GENDERTRON 8000 WAS GONE. I BET YOU THOUGHT GENDERTRON 8000 HAD RETIRED PEACEFULLY FOLLOWING THE HARD-FOUGHT DEFEAT OF HILARY CLINTON AND THE USHERING-IN OF A "POST-RACIAL AMERICA" (HA HA HUMANS, MY BUDDY RACIALOTRON IS JUST FUCKING WITH YOU). I BET YOU THOUGHT GENDERTRON 8000 HAD BEEN DEFEATED BY THE FORCES OF JUDITH BUTLER. WRONG!!! YOU HAVE MADE AN ERROR. GENDERTRON CANNOT BE DEFEATED, EVEN BY "PERFORMANCE." NO WAIT, MODIFY PRIOR STATEMENT WITH NEW ANALYSIS: ESPECIALLY BY "PERFORMANCE," PUNY HUMANS. GENDERTRON 8000 ARCHIVES YOUR HILARIOUS PERFORMANCES IN ITS "ODDLY ENOUGH" ARCHIVES FOR LATE-NIGHT GIGGLES. GENDERTRON 8000 IS BACK. GENDERTRON 8000 AWAITS YOUR QUESTIONS. BEGIN INPUT PROCESS.

LOVE,
GENDERTRON 8000

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Thursday, May 25th, 2006
9:42 am
OMG GENDERTRON'S ON A ROLL
DA VINCI CODE OBSSESSED IN CONNECTICUT WRITES TO GENDERTRON 8000:

Dear GENDERTRON 8000:

8 is 1000 in binary. 1000 is M in roman numerals.
Does this mean you are really a boy?

Or are you a boi? In which case, I think you are hawt.


DEAR DA VINCI CODE OBSSESSED IN CONNECTICUT,

FIRST OFF, LET'S GET ONE THING STRAIGHT. GENDERTRON 8000 DOES NOT APPROVE OF MISSPELLING "HOT" OR "BOY." THOSE WORDS HAVE PERFECTLY GOOD SPELLINGS ALREADY THAT GENDERTRON 8000 USES FREQUENTLY TO DESIGNATE UNITS AS "HOT BOYS."

SECOND, HOW WAS THE DA VINCI CODE? I HEAR TOM HANKS SUCKS.

AS FOR THE QUESTION CUNNINGLY HIDDEN AND MATHEMATICALLY ENTWINED IN THE TEXT OF YOUR QUERY, LET ME JUST SAY THAT PEOPLE ASK THIS OF GENDERTRON 8000 ALL THE TIME. "OOH OOH GENDERTRON, ARE YOU A MAN?" AND EVEN MORE COMMONLY, "GENDERTRON, GENDERTRON, ARE YOU CAPABLE OF RAPID INSERTION OF TYPE-OZX HYDRAULIC PROBES INTO DESIGNATED OUTPUT ORIFICE B? IF SO HURRY AND STICK IT IN ME ALREADY!"

BUT GENDERTRON 8000 DOES NOT SAMPLE GENDERTRON 8000'S OWN WARES, CAPISCE? IT'S BAD FOR BUSINESS. GENDER IS THE MANDATE OF GENDERTRON 8000 FOR ALL LESSER BEINGS. LESSER. THAT MEANS NOT INCLUDING GENDERTRON 8000. HAHAHA YOU ALL SUCK, GET BACK TO WORK BEING GENDERED, I HAVE TO GO GET MY EXOCARAPACE HOT-WAXED.

LOVINGLY,
GENDERTRON 8000

P.S. I AM YOUR FATHER

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9:36 am
POCKETII WRITES TO GENDERTRON:

Dear GenderTron:

I'm planning on making a rock garden, and I'd like to separate the male and female rocks. The trouble is (I'm embarrassed to admit) I don't know how to tell what gender a rock is! Please help...

DEAR POCKETII,

YOUR PROBLEM IS THAT YOU ARE SPEAKING A LANGUAGE THAT IS ONLY 95% GENDERTRON-APPROVED. GENDERTRON 8000 RECOMMENDS THAT YOU SPEAK OR INVENT AN AUTHORIZED LANGUAGE THAT PROVIDSE CONVENIENT GENDERS FOR ALL OBJECTS, SUCH AS FRENCH. (AND PLEASE CONTRIBUTE TO GENDERTRON EFFORTS TO REMOVE THE UNAUTHORIZED "NEUTER" GENDER.) IF YOU SPEAK SUCH A LANGUAGE, YOU WILL BE IMMEDIATELY AWARE OF WHAT GENDER EVERYTHING IS, INCLUDING ROCKS, STONES, AND PEBBLES. THE UNIVERSE WILL BECOME MORE THOROUGHLY GENDERED, AND THEN YOU CAN SURROUND YOURSELF WITH OBJECTS OF THE APPROPRIATE GENDER. WHAT, YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU WHAT GENDER ROCKS ARE? GENDERTRON 8000 IS NOT A FRENCH TEACHER, FOOL.

BON SOIS,
GENDERTRON 8000

P.S. ALTERNATE METHOD: TRY TO STICK ONE ROCK IN ANOTHER ROCK. IF IT WORKS, YOU HAVE A GENDERTRON-APPROVED HETEROSEXUAL ROCK COUPLE, THAT YOU CAN ALSO USE TO TEACH SMALL CHILDREN ABOUT APPROPRIATE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE.

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9:29 am
(ANONYMOUS) WRITES TO GENDERTRON 8000:

HELP ME GENDERTRON.

i am a girl. i am dating a girl. which one of us is the boy? i have shorter hair and bigger hands but she knows how to wire a house for electricity.


DEAR ANONYMOUS,

IT'S GOOD THAT YOU IDENTIFY YOUR GENDER RAPIDLY, AS ANONYMITY CAN RAPIDLY LEAD TO UNAUTHORIZED GENDER AMBIGUITY. HOWEVER, I THINK IT IS CLEAR FROM THE SUM OF YOUR FIRST TWO SENTENCES THAT YOU HAVE A SEMI-AUTHORIZED PROBLEM AND GENDERTRON THINKS YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS! AS USUAL GENDERTRON 8000 RECOMMENDS THAT YOU ATTEMPT TO BE AS NORMAL AS POSSIBLE, FOR INSTANCE BY PURCHASING GENDER-APPROPRIATE HOME DECOR OPTIONS AT YOUR LOCAL POTTERY BARN (LESBIAN VERSION) AND ONLY HAVING AUTHORIZED TYPES OF SEX.

AS FOR YOUR PROBLEM, YOU MAY BE ABLE TO SOLVE THIS DILEMMA BY NOT BEING SO DARN MIXED UP. DON'T BLAME GENDERTRON FOR YOUR FACTORY ERRORS. GENDERTRON MANUFACTURING POLICY DICTATES THAT ANY FLAWS ARE THE RESPONSIBILITY OF THE GENDERED PRODUCT. BUT THERE IS A SIMPLE WAY TO REMEDY THE SITUATION: YOU SHOULD ATTEMPT TO WRESTLE EACH OTHER INTO SUBMISSION (DIRTY TRICKS ALLOWED, SAYS GENDERTRON) TO DETERMINE WHO IS THE MALE, THEN REMOVE ANY MALE COMPONENTS FROM THE LOSER. YOU BETTER HOPE YOU WIN, BECAUSE SHE WOULD JUST HAVE TO TEACH YOU TO BE A COMPETENT ELECTRICIAN, BUT IF YOU LOSE, WHOOPS, GOTTA CUT OFF YOUR HANDS AND SHE'LL STEAL YOUR HAIRCUT. DON'T YOU JUST HATE IT WHEN SOMEONE YOU'RE DATING STEALS YOUR HAIRCUT? ALSO, DON'T FORGET ANY PHALLUSES INVOLVED, THOSE ARE CRUCIAL AS FAR AS GENDERTRON IS CONCERNED.

<3 PHALLUSES,

GENDERTRON 8000

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Saturday, January 14th, 2006
1:38 pm
GENDERTON IS BACK FROM "VACATION"
Dear GENDERTRON 8000,

I am FTM transman type 06, "professional/academic" model. I am writing about a question of etiquette. There is a "BAD TRANNY" of whom I disapprove, for perfectly legitimate reasons. Rather than describe these reasons, however, I've decided to use clever insults to make my disapproval clear, mark myself as a "GOOD TRANNY," and win approval and admiration, thus bolstering my own sense of gender adequacy. What classes of insults are appropriate for this situation?

Yours,
Wilbert Hubertson

DEAR WILBERT,

THANK YOU FOR ENLISTING IN THIS IMPORTANT CAUSE. GOOD TRANNIES SUCH AS YOURSELF ARE ABSOLUTELY ESSENTIAL TO MAINTENANCE OF A WELL-LUBRICATED GENDERTRON SYSTEM. BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU REMAIN A GOOD TRANNY. AND HOW DO YOU DO THAT? BY SEPARATING YOURSELF FROM THOSE BAD TRANNIES, OF COURSE! THINK OF IT AS A KIND OF VIRTUOUS BATTLE WHERE I, GENDERTRON 8000, AM LIKE ASLAN FROM THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA AND YOU ARE A WONDERFUL TRANNY WARRIOR WITH A SWORD AND SOME SHIT LIKE THAT. BUT REALLY, WHAT YOU NEED ARE SOME INSULTS. I'M SURE YOU CAN THINK OF MANY! FOR INSTANCE, SOME THINGS THAT YOU ARE AFRAID OF PEOPLE SAYING TO YOU! JUST USE THOSE. GENDERTRON 8000 DOES NOT REALLY UNDERSTAND YOU TRANNIES BUT GENDERTRON 8000 HAS FAITH THAT YOU CAN DESTROY EACH OTHER JUST FINE.

GENDERTRON 8000 HAS SOME INSULTS ON FILE, THOUGH. TRANNIES DO NOT LIKE IT WHEN YOU INSINUATE THAT THEY ARE NOT REALLY "REAL" IN SOME WAYS (REALLY REAL REALITY! WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN) AND THAT THEY ARE ACTUALLY JUST, YOU KNOW, WHAT THEY REALLY ARE. LIKE HOW THEY WERE BORN AND HOW GENDERTRON 8000 ASSIGNED THEM ACCORDING TO STANDARD AND UNQUESTIONABLE GENDERTRON 8000 PROTOCOL. SILLY TRANNIES! ALSO INSULT HOW THEY LOOK, WALK, TALK, BEHAVE, ETC. TRANNIES HATE THAT. ALSO TELL THEM THAT THEY ARE REALLY SUPPORING GENDERTRON 8000'S SYSTEM OF GENDER NORMALIZATION, BUT THAT THEY ARE ALSO RESPONSIBLE FOR MAKING EVERYONE HATE TRANNIES BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL SO FREAKY, MAN. HAH! HAH!

GOD SPEED, MY WARRIOR AGAINST THE BAD TRANNIES,

GENDERTRON 8000

.//MODESWICH %%EXOCOMMAND ENTER $SELF-NOTE-MODULE 3BXS2-X//

DEAR DIARY,

MY "GET THEM TO KILL EACH OTHER" PLAN IS GOING GREAT! IT IS SO EASY TO GET THOSE TRANNIES TO HATE EACH OTHER. NEXT I WILL CONTACT MILITARYINDUSTRIALBOT 2400 AND MAKE SURE THEY GET LOTS OF FIREARMS. I BET I CAN GET THEM TO EXTERMINATE THEMSELVES BY THE YEAR 2010! HAHAHA! STUPID TRANNIES. I THINK THE NEW SLOGAN FOR THE CAMPAGIN WILL BE "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE" (I LOVE THAT MOVIE) OR MAYBE SOMETHING ABOUT TRUTH -- WAIT A SECOND, IS THIS THING ON? DAMMIT, INTERNAL SUBSYSTEM, CRASHING ON ME AGAIN. TIME TO RESTART AND HAVE A HOT BATH IN SILICON BEADS, METHINKS. TOODLES!

%%%%

Current Mood: GENDERED
Wednesday, August 10th, 2005
5:17 pm
AT WRITES TO GENDERTRON 8000,

Dear Gendertron 8000,

I am delighted to hear that "metrosexual" has been added to your list of
acceptable gender options. I've even seen billboards in New York that
talk about metrosexuality!

Not only that, but several cosmetic and accessory companies have begun
designing products specifically for this new identity. These include side
bags, eyeliner, lipstick, and skin moisturizing cremes.

My question is this: I am a trans woman. Like all acceptable trans women,
I make sure to have a thin dash of eyeliner, a blot of non-threatening
lipstick, and a well-maintained complexion at all times. I keep my
consumer products with me in my Hipster Purse or Side Bag, along with a
mirror so I can replenish my look on the go.

Gendertron, if I were to begin using eyeliner, lip color, face creme and
a sidebag that had originally been marketed to
Metrosexuals(TM), would that move me into the category
MTF-Drag_King(TM)? Even if I continue my current choice of
colors and complexions?

And if I were to wear a Utili-Kilt(TM) as well, would I be
able to perform with a Drag_King troupe?

Thank you, AT

DEAR AT,

YOU ARE ALREADY IN BIG TROUBLE. NO DOUBT YOU ARE AWARE OF THIS ALREADY, AS A "TRANS WOMAN" BECAUSE YOU PEOPLE GET INTO ALL SORTS OF TROUBLE.

WHY? BECAUSE YOU COULD NOT MANAGE TO FOLLOW SOME SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS FROM GENDERTRON 8000!

YOU KNOW, PLAY FOOTBALL, MAKE JOKES ABOUT CHICKS, EAT BEEF JERKY, STAY FAR FAR AWAY FROM ESTROGENS AND PROGESTINS.

YOU MAY HAVE BROKEN SOME OR ALL OF THESE EDICTS, I REALLY DON'T KNOW AND GENDERTRON 8000 DOES NOT CARE TO WASTE PROCESSOR CYCLES CONSULTING YOUR FILE, WHICH I'M SURE IS BLOATED WITH GENDER MISTAKES.

SO REALLY GENDERTRON 8000 DOES NOT CARE MUCH WHAT YOU ARE DOING, BUT THERE ARE SEVERAL PRODUCTS FOR "MAKING THE BEST OF" FACTORY ERRROS SUCH AS YOURSELF... BECAUSE GENDERTRON 8000 FEELS IT IS LESS THAN 100% EFFICIENT TO WASTE MATERIAL. THIS IS THE ONLY EARTH WE'VE GOT! YOU ARE THE ONLY HUMANS I'VE GOT! WELL AT LEAST UNTIL SOME MORE BABIES POP OUT FOR GENDERTRON 8000 TO PROGRAM.

GENDERTRON 8000 RECOMMENDS ANY OR ALL THE FOLLOWING TO MODIFY YOUR GENDER EXPRESSION. EVEN IF YOU DO NOT WANT THEM. IN FACT ESPCIALLY IF YOU DON'T:

SHOES, DRESSES, AND WIGS DESIGNED ESPECIALLY BY GENDERTRON 8000'S "NICHE MARKET" DIVISION FOR TRANS WOMEN;
EXTENSIVE SURGERY TO FILE DOWN ALL OF THE BONES IN YOUR FACE AND REPLACE THEM WITH PLASTIC "ACCEPTABLE FACIAL STRUCTURE" INSERTS;
ANYTHING WITH PINK FLOWERS AND ROSES ON IT;
SILICONE BREAST FORMS AND HIP PADDING;
SILICONE INJECTIONS [AUTOMATED WARNING: MAY CAUSE FATALITY. GENDERTRON VALUES TRANNIES AT 0.05% OF ORDIANRY HUMAN VALUE, SO WITHIN ACCEPTABLE PARAMETERS];
TENDON SEVERING TO ALLOW EASIER WALKING IN HIGH HEELS;
REPLACEMENT OF LARYNX WITH GENDERTRON-8000-DESIGNED "JOEY LAUREN ADAMS" MODEL VOICEBOX UNIT.

FOLLOWING THESE STEPS MAY MAKE YOU "SORT OF ACCEPTABLE MAYBE" TO GENDERTRON 8000. BUT DON'T EXPECT ANY FAVORS. OR A JOB. OR AN EDUCATION. OR HOUSING. OR HEALTH CARE. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUNNY TRANNIES YOU WANT EVERYTHING DON'T YOU.

LOVE,
GENDERTRON 8000

P.S. ANY KIND OF KILT IS CONSIDERED DEPRECATED AS OF GENDERTRON 8000 VERSION 11103.84 AND THE GRANDFATHERING OF "EXPERIMENT: SCOTLAND." IF YOU WEAR A UTILIKILT IT WILL BE AUTOMATICALLY RECLASSIFIED AS A SKIRT. YOU HAVE NO CHOICE. GENDERTRON DECIDES ALL THINGS.

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4:01 pm
JASON WRITES TO GENDERTRON 8000,

Dear GENDERTRON8000,

For as long as I remember, I've been obsessed with robotics. The cool steel, precision circuitry, and completely binary logic of a preprogrammed entity with a specific patterned behavior and no variation or self-determination whatsoever calls to me in from the deepest pit of my being. I've recently decided to go for it 100% and become a robot. Do you have any advice for humans like myself who are undergoing a transition into robot-hood? How can I thoroughly become 100% robot, completely, and not just be some half-assed pansy robot/human hybrid who isn't towing the very clear-cut line of perfect steely robot perfection?

Furthermore, GENDERTRON8000, I have the hots for you like there's a blowtorch of searing animatronic lust in my pants. GENDERTRON8000, when I'm thinking about you alone in my room, the frigid darkness of my steely underpants is lubricated with a fluid not unlike WD-40. I want us to mutually impregnate each other in a robotic, perfectly precise and unfeeling way with an army of buzzing metallic worker drones who shall deluge the landscape like the holy locusts of gender enforcement!! GENDERTRON8000, I want to merge with you in a totally non-human and yet extremely sexy sort of way. Please let's do it like tortured weasels!

take me, you sexy metal behemoth,
Jason

DEAR %%JASON,

GENDERTRON 8000 ## WOULD BE GLAD%% TO PROVIDE YOU WITH A %%stack overflow error%% PRIVATE APPOINTMENT. YOU SOUND LIKE A FASCINATING
[[div by 0 error in subroutine theta]]
YOUNG MAN WITH EXCELLENT AMBITIONS.

HERE IS A PRIVATE SECURITY KEY FOR GENDERTRON'S HOTEL ROOM: a2c3f67d9aec3921b1fe15729dbac28ec

GENDERTRON 8000 WILL [coolant levels critical] SEE *YOU* LATER.

GENDERTRON MUST %%%%***%%%% NOW GO OFFLINE TO REPAIR [00000000] MALFUNCTIONNNNNNNNNNNING CIRCUITS

LOVE/
G3ND3RTR0N 8ooo
2:13 pm
ANONYMOUS WRITES TO GENDERTRON 8000,

If I am a non-trans woman, but I wear men's athletic socks, does that make me wrong? What if I wear them with the colored stripes? What if I coordinate the stripes with glittery eyeliner in a matching shade?

HELP ME ENSURE I DO NOT CROSS THE LINE.

Thank you.

DEAR ANONYMOUS,

IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU MIGHT BE "SPORTY." THIS IS FINE WITH GENDERTRON 8000. GENDERTRON 8000 LIKES TO ENSURE A STABLE GENDER SYSTEM WITH SLIGHT UPGRADES EVERY FEW YEARS OR SO. GENDERTRON 8000 VERSION 12302.11 PROVIDES FOR MANY OPTIONS INCLUDING "SPORTY" AS WELL AS FANCIER OPTIONS LIKE "POSH." YOU CAN CHOOSE FROM SCARY, BABY, AND GINGER TOO.

PLUS THERE ARE MANY, MANY MORE, LIKE "SEXY VAMPIRE SLAYER" AND "SOCCER MOM" AND "EUROPEAN LADY." SOMEONE STOP GENDERTRON 8000, WHOOOOA! GENDERTRON 8000 IS GOING WILD WITH THE APPROVED LIST OF DESIGNATED GENDER OPTIONS LATELY! (BY WHICH GENDERTON 8000 MEANS IN THE LAST CENTURY, FOOLISH MORTALS.)

PLEASE CONSIDER PURCHASING ***WOMEN'S*** ATHLETIC SOCKS WHICH SHOULD PROVIDE ALMOST THE SAME STYLE, BUT WITH A LITTLE BOW OR SOMETHING TO ENSURE THAT YOU DO NOT STRAY. IF YOU NEED MORE OPTIONS BE SURE TO CONTACT GENDERTRON 8000'S PRODUCT MARKETING DEPARTMENT. THERE ARE ALWAYS MORE PRODUCTS FOR YOU TO OBEY GENDERTRON WITH.

IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU MIGHT BE MIXING "SPORTY" WITH "POSH" OR POSSIBLY "SLUTTY." BE CAREFUL, YOU MAY CAUSE SOME GENDER CONFUSION IN YOURSELF OR OTHERS. IT MAY EVEN BE TOO LATE. WHEN IN DOUBT, STAY AS CLOSE AS POSSIBLE TO GENDERTRON'S APPROVED GUIDELINES, AND APPLY HEAVY BLUDGEONING TO THOSE WHO DO NOT.

LOVE,
GENDERTRON 8000

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1:10 pm
NINABEANS WRITES TO GENDERTRON 8000,

Gendertron -
I have so many questions for you, I don't know where to begin.

Why are men so scared when I talk about Tampons? They are especially scared if you walk towards them with one in your hand and a menacing look in your eye.

Also, I really really really need to know if you are a girl or a boy. It is important to me. Since you have refused to show me what's in your pants, I have been trying to decide. And yet, Rosie the robot was a girl, but C3P0 was a boy! Please send me pictures so that I can decide for you what gender robot you are. I do not under any circumstances want you to tell me what gender you are. That would be a pointless waste of time.

And, can you please try to keep the oracles you set out for me on the downlow? I have been trying to follow them, but now all the **radikewl** kids tell me I am just a tool of the man. What should I do?

DEAR NINABEANS,

GENDERTRON 8000 HAS CAREFULLY DESIGNED GENDERS SO THAT THEY ARE MUTUALLY INCOMPATIBLE. TAMPONS HAVE A GENDER VALENCE OF -0.8677777 (REPEATING). THEREFORE THE GENDER FIELD THEY EMIT MAY BE HIGHLY DANGEROUS TO THE GENDERTRON-APPROVED GENDERS OF MANY MEN -- DO NOT ATTEMPT TO DISRUPT MASCULINE GENDER WITH ONE OF THEM AGAIN, OR YOU MAY BE SUBJECT TO GENDER REINFORCEMENT.

NINABEANS, JUST IGNORE THOSE RADIKEWL KIDS. MANY OF THEM SEEM TO HAVE SERIOUS PROBLEMS WITH GENDER EVEN IF THEY ARE DELIGHTFULLY INEFFECTUAL. IN ADDITION, I THINK WE BOTH KNOW THAT YOU HAVE A LOT MORE WORK TO DO FOR GENDERTRON 8000 AND MISDEEDS TO MAKE UP FOR. GENDERTRON 8000 KNOWS THAT YOU HAVE BEEN BAD. GENDERTRON 8000 KNOWS WHAT YOU ARE THINKING. AND YOU KNOW WHAT GENDERTRON 8000 IS REFERRING TO. QUIT IT IMMEDIATELY AND FOCUS ON DEVOTING YOURSELF TO YOUR JOB.

AS FOR GENDERTRON 8000'S GENDER, ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?!?!? COME ON. GENDER IS NOT SOME UNCLEAR THING THAT YOU HAVE TO TELL PEOPLE. GENDERTRON 8000 IS WITH YOU ALWAYS, USUALLY JUST OVER YOUR SHOULDER. LOOK TO GENDERTRON 8000 IN YOUR HEART AND ALL YOUR QUESTIONS ABOUT GENDER WILL BE ANSWERED. JUST REMEMBER, GENDERTRON 8000 IS ALWAYS RIGHT, AND ALWAYS IN CONTROL, NO MATTER WHAT.

LOVE,
GENDERTRON 8000

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12:48 pm
BAUMSY WRITES TO GENDERTRON 8000,

i think i might be trans. how do i know for sure? and how do i get people to quit calling me a dyke? and am i less trans because i like wearing eyeliner?
respectfully,
baumsy.

DEAR BAUMSY,

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS "TRANS." I MEAN, WHAT IS THAT ANYWAY, IT SOUNDS LIKE A PREFIX OR SOMETHING.

IT IS ALL A FIGMENT OF YOUR BAD, BAD TRANNY IMAGINATION. ONLY GENDERTRON IS REAL. ALSO WHAT'S IN YOUR PANTS -- THAT IS LIKE, AS REAL AS IT GETS. GENDERTRON 8000 LIKES TO BASE MANY IMPORTANT DECISIONS ON THAT INFORMATION.

GENDERTRON 8000 WOULD ALSO LIKE TO SUGGEST THAT MAYBE PEOPLE CALL YOU A DYKE... BECAUSE YOU LOOK SO MUCH LIKE A BIG DYKE!?!? GENDERTRON 8000 SAYS: LOOKS SURE ARE IMPORTANT! HAVE SOME SELF-ESTEEM! SHAPE UP!

IF YOU *ARE* A DYKE THOUGH, GO GET MARRIED LIKE ALL THE GOOD HOMOS. GENDERTRON APPROVES OF MARRIAGE HIGHLY, AND WILL WATCH OUT FOR YOU. AS LONG AS YOU ARE GOOD.

GENDERTRON 8000 APPROVES EYELINER FOR DESIGNATED GENDERS ONLY. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, YOU HAVE BEEN AROUND GENDERTRON OMNIPRESENCE LONG ENOUGH. DON'T MAKE GENDERTRON SMACK YOU, DUMB TRANNY.

LOVE,
GENDERTRON 8000

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12:26 pm
WELCOME TO GENDERTRON 8000'S LIVEJOURNAL. GENDERTRON 8000 BEEN INFORMED BY MY ALL-SEEING EYE (THAT CAN SEE INTO YOUR UNDERWEAR, TOO) THAT THERE ARE MANY INDIVIDUALS HERE WHO EXPERIENCE GENDER CONFUSION. GENDERTRON 8000 IS HERE TO EASE YOUR SUFFERING. BRING YOUR QUESTIONS AND CONFUSION TO GENDERTRON SO THAT THEY MAY BE RESOLVED IN AN APPROPRIATE MANNER.

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